Long time, long time. Sucky typing with a broken keyboard, hence the not doing.
I am ok with my body saying "I enjoy life" but not so much "I don't fit in pants". Thank you, holiday season, for "piling on" the unavoidable temptations in a carb-cheese-dip-fried-something-gravy obssesed life. and let's not forget the beans. Who could forget the beans.
Something happens when you get to the age and proximity with your family when they have the potential to stop being the people you've known them to be for the last almost three decades, and morph into totally realer most realest people with more flaws and baggage and confusing spiderman webbing than ever before. Now with more webbing! It makes one wonder if sometimes it is better not to know. "But this is reality," some would say, "no one's perfect". "They were never perfect," I say, "But they are my family." Feel me? Oh, the holidays...
all my tights have runs in them. The temperature in my house is hard to regulate. It's either tropical and rosy, or cold and numb footed. Reminds me of college.
Uncle Brother Cousin B moved in a couple months ago. It's been awesome to have a house full of friends and doggies. Except Cousin B's old smelly boxer Jackson is such good friends with Walter now that they are often playing , and all Jackson's drool makes Walter crunchy, dreadlocky, and smelly. Such is the price of big dog-little dog love. Probably the best thing is that Jackson is one of the kindest sweetest dogs there is (though very forceful with the cuddling and spooning) and so is very respectful of playing with little Walter. The action you'll hopefully one day be able to catch in the "youtube" is where Walter does his favorite manouvers: the "chewing Jackson behind the knee" trick, and the "flying off a chair or bed and biting Jackson on his giant flappy cheek" trick. It's like if Danny DeVito and arnold were dogs. But if arnold were cooler. Sorry, Gov. you got nothing on this smelly smelly dog. Jackson for office!
Welp, here we are, at the one year anniversary (or there abouts--who really keeps track of such dumb shit?) of not having a computer. Strange. I guess it goes to show that as long as you have kind friends with their own technology you can safely avoid the libraries you're affraid of, stave off the bad habits of getting nice things dirty, and safely confuse yourself if you try and write anything important (where is it? PC? Mac? Disc? Email? Oh well, better just stop writing then.) Yep. Getting a new computer is right there on the list, right behind visiting friends, building an office to put a think box in, going out to eat, probably bowling, christmas shits, and probably even under "getting new hairdo". Basically, america, getting a new computer is as far away as saving a couple thousand cool ones. and with this job, you can imagine. and what with trying to be one of those "artists" you can really imagine. You know Mama don't do credit cards.
Thank God for the Giraffe and his computer. Were it not for him, you know my ass would be in a library somewhere sweating bullets, checking my "internet profiles", and crying on the inside. His key'board is wonky, which makes it SUPER easy not to want to type for very long. But this is unimportant.
Meanwhile, life has been moving. In the general everything is, and has been on the up and up. I feel like I don't see many people that often, but the ones I do see I am grateful for, and the ones I don't it seems I think about often. But I'm still not sure how to be the person I want to be with the people I love when some of them are so far away and some of them are living in monday to friday schedules, and pre-determined couples hang out nights. I like those nights. Not sure I get the memo on those too often. Kind of been doing that thing though, where staying home and drinking and organising and movieing and high fiveing is actually that really rewarding thing I always saw it being. Domestic Meca. Too dramatic? How about "making a house a home". Too cheesy? How about "less anxiety about being where i am than ever before". It's a nice thing to enjoy.
Do you ever feel like you're getting an overdose of yourself? Like possibly Quickly dissappearing into a gentle crowd would feel nice, recalibrating, and reimerging a neutral party is just the thing to do? Or hermitising, or shutting up, or saving orphans, or writting letters, or just a little something to take you away from the ready and loud voice of your head which is always, invariably, a worse version of what you sound like when you speak. I think everyone could use a vacation from themselves every now and then. I remember Florida. I still, and again, want Disneyland.
EDIT: Not so brief note.
Winter coats can be really warm or maybe we're just drinking.
Life with the Giraffe and the Flat Faced Chinese Dog is never nothing. Often a lot of saying "thank you" and "how can I be getting where I want to go and know that I am getting there". That last one is really about life with myself. But it'd still be nice to see the progress you're making. If you're making any. If we're making any. But we're all doing something. We all made it through some of the weirdest times, surely? Surely.
and, wine for dinner means I've gone on too long, and that I felt that about 30 minutes ago. Gonna put on my neon coat and smoke in the cold.
Mama
p.s. OH HEY!!!!!!! what I was going to say up top somewhere was that next Halloween I am going to forego the excuses for whatever I'm "dressing up" as, and going as a Slut. No "Sexy Teacher" "sexy bunny" " sexy police Lady" "sexy fucking wolverine". Just a plain old Slut. Just put it right out there. Because if we want to get debased as dirty sexual objects so badly, surely we don't need the thin vail of a beloved archtypical character. Generally I don't do the slutty version of what I'm trying to dress up as--I just actually do it. But next year--look out world. I am slutting it full force. I mean, what else do I have to offer as a chick with tits that may or may not be too big for my body?
So when you see that sexy sex slut slinking around at the party next year just ask me what I am. I might tell you something like "Snow white" or "a nurse" or "librarian". But you'll know what I'm really saying is "just. a. plain. old. slut."
p.p.s. girrrrlll, you should totally go as little red ridding hood. But like, in lingere.
8.12.2008
Welcome, Walter Bernard!
Here he is, the new addition to our family, Walter the Pekingese!
We adopted Walter a little over a week ago when he and his sister were left at the shelter by a series of people who "didn't feel like keeping them anymore". Thanks guys! Sure hope none of you have kids!
The Giraffe and I had no intention of adopting a dog like Walter, but a really awesome woman who works at the shelter stopped us and asked, "You like Pekingese?" We couldn't say no. She showed us Walter, and the next day we took him home. He had a stupid name at the time that he didn't respond to, but as soon as we started calling him Walter, he started listening.
For the first few days he was a confused shadow, following us from room to room, sleeping always, and looking depressed.
Now Walter is absolutely the best dog you could imagine. The most loyal animal I have ever had, happy and relaxed with people and animals, loves to eat and run, and really loves to nap in our arms. He is calm and happy and loves to sleep by the tub when you shower. This dog is such a gift. He is only a year and a half, and we look forward to our long life with him.
The Barron is home, indeed!
We adopted Walter a little over a week ago when he and his sister were left at the shelter by a series of people who "didn't feel like keeping them anymore". Thanks guys! Sure hope none of you have kids!
The Giraffe and I had no intention of adopting a dog like Walter, but a really awesome woman who works at the shelter stopped us and asked, "You like Pekingese?" We couldn't say no. She showed us Walter, and the next day we took him home. He had a stupid name at the time that he didn't respond to, but as soon as we started calling him Walter, he started listening.
For the first few days he was a confused shadow, following us from room to room, sleeping always, and looking depressed.
Now Walter is absolutely the best dog you could imagine. The most loyal animal I have ever had, happy and relaxed with people and animals, loves to eat and run, and really loves to nap in our arms. He is calm and happy and loves to sleep by the tub when you shower. This dog is such a gift. He is only a year and a half, and we look forward to our long life with him.
The Barron is home, indeed!
Dear, I think I Dreamt Of a Murderer, or Actually I did
Twice. I really admire people who have dreams about flying and turning purple cotton candy like dinosaurs at circus boarding schools or ridding a hum backed whale to Egypt. Or any of that. I seem to have trouble with my dreams. And it gives me trouble with the waking up. Which can make me trouble to be around. And it feels troubling, stomping around the kitchen for the first hour I'm awake. It'd be much nicer to delicately squeeze some juice, pet the dog, and do a crossword.
I feel like someone kind of famous said that everything happens in fits and starts. Or that someone I know and love said that. And either way I think they're kind of right. At least here. I seem to get really motivated for really condensed periods of time, and for the other part of it seem to gestate, get nervous, think more than I act, and then wake up one morning so stressed out that I scrub the kitchen floor for three hours, and get really productive for a bout all over again. And maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm more constantly productive than I think (wouldn't be surprising), but so often it doesn't feel like enough. It seems like there could, should be more. I'm willing to bet if you talked to most people who know me, or have taught me, they'd tell you it's true. It's not consistent enough. I think by now I should have figured out how to change that.
You know, I just came off a magical weekend. Louis and I planned a weekend retreat for the first one of us who's getting married. Just the closest five of us for three days in a Bavarian themed town, staying in an A-framed house called the Wolf Den. It was wonderful. it was special, and fun, and full of drunk and meat and polka and everything you might think being surrounded by old people in Leiderhosen might entail. One of the cute-slash-tacky-slash kind of cute again things we decided to do was come up with a series of questions to answer with each other one night, that may or may not have involved makeovers. This is excusable for the following two reasons: One, it was a Bachelorette party for crying out loud, and Two, we've all been friends for long enough now, and get together so rarely, I think we've earned ourselves some Steel Magnolias Kind of Moments.
So one of the questions we had to answer was "What is one thing you always thought you'd be doing, but aren't, and what is one thing you ARE doing but never thought you would be?" Cute, right? I know, it's so emotionally adorable. Just so much so that you want to call Julia Roberts. But the thing is, we went around the room talking about it, and I started feeling a little displaced. A little like I needed to scrub my kitchen floor for a few hours. Here I was, in this house with these beautiful women i've known for a decade (a feat for me), all of whom have known each other for longer, and they are magnificent. I am a swamp monster. I mean, the thing I never thought I'd be doing, but am, is so special and wonderful, I'm not trying to undercut it at all. Not ever. But the "what I always thought I'd be doing" was hard to settle with. I realized that night that it has been hard for me to settle with it for the last two years. A mentor of mine told me a few years ago to "Let to four year old die". And I have done that in so many ways over time, but I think I'm probably still doing it and it is frusterating. The great thing about it was, that having that Sisterhood of The Travelling Emotional Bonding Moment allowed me to see these "women" (are we women now? It sounds weird to say) as the accomplished, assured people they are becoming. The one marrying the love of her life and starting her business; the one teaching children who need a mentor; the one learning sustainability and growing her own food; the one in the circus--the true artist of us all. And me. Not sure where I fit in. This beautiful collection of people, and this odd piece dancing around its edges.
I know how "woes is me" that sounds, and I'm sure everyone feels that way. (really? does everyone?) But you know, fuck it, I DID think I'd be doing something more by now. I do also think I'm doing what I should, but when you lay out the tracks of everyone's life and mine is "embracing happiness and learning all that that means" it is certainly fulfilling, but I'm not sure weather or not that should be the whole. A part, yes, but the whole? Also, if it is the whole, shouldn't part of that whole involve nurturing my "dream" (thanks art school, thanks life long ideas)? It probably should. And maybe it is. Maybe my life really is nurturing and embracing slow productivity and the enjoyment of happiness on all fronts. Maybe I just wish I could see that more clearly. Or that I could make myself do more with it everyday.
I know that the only time I can seem to write is late at night. And I get conflicted about that because the Giraffe goes to bed and I want to be there, too. I know I get caught up in situations I have no business being in, and I'm just trying to make people feel better. I know I communicate poorly, and I'm just trying to do it aptly. I know I make lists I don't cross off, and I wish I had less to look at when I pick them up at the end of the day. I know I have to work by myself now, and I wish I had a teacher. I know I never could have guessed I would have so much to work at. Surprise surprise.
I guess the thing about it is, I got to have this beautiful weekend, and I got to come back to a beautiful thing. I just have to realize what I am. Or what I want to say I am and make it so. Otherwise there are too many days of cleaning the kitchen floor for someone who never had a wish to be a housewife.
That person has a beautiful house, and a beautiful partner, and a dog, and slow prospects. But I look at that person with question.
There is the beautiful party. Full of the beautiful people I have watched over the years. The people I can never quite seem to really convey my Green Fried crying moments to.
The Lover, The Teacher, The Farmer, The Clown, and me. Whatever I am.
So whatever I am, goodnight.
Mama
I feel like someone kind of famous said that everything happens in fits and starts. Or that someone I know and love said that. And either way I think they're kind of right. At least here. I seem to get really motivated for really condensed periods of time, and for the other part of it seem to gestate, get nervous, think more than I act, and then wake up one morning so stressed out that I scrub the kitchen floor for three hours, and get really productive for a bout all over again. And maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm more constantly productive than I think (wouldn't be surprising), but so often it doesn't feel like enough. It seems like there could, should be more. I'm willing to bet if you talked to most people who know me, or have taught me, they'd tell you it's true. It's not consistent enough. I think by now I should have figured out how to change that.
You know, I just came off a magical weekend. Louis and I planned a weekend retreat for the first one of us who's getting married. Just the closest five of us for three days in a Bavarian themed town, staying in an A-framed house called the Wolf Den. It was wonderful. it was special, and fun, and full of drunk and meat and polka and everything you might think being surrounded by old people in Leiderhosen might entail. One of the cute-slash-tacky-slash kind of cute again things we decided to do was come up with a series of questions to answer with each other one night, that may or may not have involved makeovers. This is excusable for the following two reasons: One, it was a Bachelorette party for crying out loud, and Two, we've all been friends for long enough now, and get together so rarely, I think we've earned ourselves some Steel Magnolias Kind of Moments.
So one of the questions we had to answer was "What is one thing you always thought you'd be doing, but aren't, and what is one thing you ARE doing but never thought you would be?" Cute, right? I know, it's so emotionally adorable. Just so much so that you want to call Julia Roberts. But the thing is, we went around the room talking about it, and I started feeling a little displaced. A little like I needed to scrub my kitchen floor for a few hours. Here I was, in this house with these beautiful women i've known for a decade (a feat for me), all of whom have known each other for longer, and they are magnificent. I am a swamp monster. I mean, the thing I never thought I'd be doing, but am, is so special and wonderful, I'm not trying to undercut it at all. Not ever. But the "what I always thought I'd be doing" was hard to settle with. I realized that night that it has been hard for me to settle with it for the last two years. A mentor of mine told me a few years ago to "Let to four year old die". And I have done that in so many ways over time, but I think I'm probably still doing it and it is frusterating. The great thing about it was, that having that Sisterhood of The Travelling Emotional Bonding Moment allowed me to see these "women" (are we women now? It sounds weird to say) as the accomplished, assured people they are becoming. The one marrying the love of her life and starting her business; the one teaching children who need a mentor; the one learning sustainability and growing her own food; the one in the circus--the true artist of us all. And me. Not sure where I fit in. This beautiful collection of people, and this odd piece dancing around its edges.
I know how "woes is me" that sounds, and I'm sure everyone feels that way. (really? does everyone?) But you know, fuck it, I DID think I'd be doing something more by now. I do also think I'm doing what I should, but when you lay out the tracks of everyone's life and mine is "embracing happiness and learning all that that means" it is certainly fulfilling, but I'm not sure weather or not that should be the whole. A part, yes, but the whole? Also, if it is the whole, shouldn't part of that whole involve nurturing my "dream" (thanks art school, thanks life long ideas)? It probably should. And maybe it is. Maybe my life really is nurturing and embracing slow productivity and the enjoyment of happiness on all fronts. Maybe I just wish I could see that more clearly. Or that I could make myself do more with it everyday.
I know that the only time I can seem to write is late at night. And I get conflicted about that because the Giraffe goes to bed and I want to be there, too. I know I get caught up in situations I have no business being in, and I'm just trying to make people feel better. I know I communicate poorly, and I'm just trying to do it aptly. I know I make lists I don't cross off, and I wish I had less to look at when I pick them up at the end of the day. I know I have to work by myself now, and I wish I had a teacher. I know I never could have guessed I would have so much to work at. Surprise surprise.
I guess the thing about it is, I got to have this beautiful weekend, and I got to come back to a beautiful thing. I just have to realize what I am. Or what I want to say I am and make it so. Otherwise there are too many days of cleaning the kitchen floor for someone who never had a wish to be a housewife.
That person has a beautiful house, and a beautiful partner, and a dog, and slow prospects. But I look at that person with question.
There is the beautiful party. Full of the beautiful people I have watched over the years. The people I can never quite seem to really convey my Green Fried crying moments to.
The Lover, The Teacher, The Farmer, The Clown, and me. Whatever I am.
So whatever I am, goodnight.
Mama
8.05.2008
Dear All the Blog Titles I've Thought of the Last Two Months
Some of them are written down on various receipts and scraps of paper. At first I thought it would be good to write them all down, you know, like some innovative card-catalogue for my thoughts and milestones, but really, A-I can't find them as of now, and B-probably they wouldn't be so refferential to anything that exciting anyway.
I remember San Francisco with my mother. I remember my roof in high school on weeknights. I remember cold lousy Bushwick mornings, schlepping through the neighborhood half drunk still, alone and with that beagle, waiting for him to pee, only for him to pee blood despite himself and everything we tried. I remember feeling not like myself. I remember David Cross and how tiny he actually is.
Moving was definitely the best thing I could have done. Things are slow to get off the ground here, but they are actually moving, and I feel glad to help them. The Giraffe and I have moved into a beautiful house--a house!--with a yard and more space than we will ever need. We live on the same property as a house full of wonderful friends who are always close at hand, and growing a beautiful garden, and making amazing plans. And we don't know how the money will pan out, but for some reason I don't feel so afraid. Because this is just kind of nice. This is just kind of really nice. The right thing. When something feels like the right thing you just make it work.
Moving, though, kept us off the map for almost a month, bouncing around with family and my mother and "staycations" and selfishly rewarding trips. So now I'm back. On the map. We've lived here for almost a month, and still I am catching up, and still I am remembering how long it takes to move. So long. Plus, once you have a lot of space, you realize you have crap to put in it, but it all lives in piles. We need more recepticles. I need more recepticles.
Growing up feels pretty ok at the moment. I went to the gas station to buy wine the other day and when the checker asked for my id, she looked at it, and said "you no look old. You look 18." Getting older, I imagine we all come up with idiotic responses to comments like that, and mine, seamlessly, in that moment was "Oh man, I'm deffinitely not 18. Sad. I WISH I was 18." And without missing a beat she looks at me stone-faced and says "no you don't . Young is bad. Old much better. Know more stuff. Never want to be young."
And yeah, she's actually pretty right. I don't really want to be 18 again. But then, I never thought I would want to be 25 either, and yet being it now, you know, it kind of feels relieving to be one small step further into being a functioning person on the planet. As long as we have the planet. But thats another story... So, age? If 40 is the new 30, we're all set. This time right now can still be baby time, and we can relieve ourselves from the pressure of having all the answers. I find that people our age who have all the answers are insufferable to talk to.
What's the hurry in trying to know everything? It must be boring if you know everything right now. It must be hard to find people who know as much as you. How lonely. And the thing that I didn't say before is that we shouldn't. We shouldn't know everything. We just shouldn't let ourselves feel so lonely. Besides, in the coming years we will need each other more than ever, and how nice would it be to feel like we have a community of people to reach out to. A community of people to build a real community with. Grow some vegetables. Shear some wool. Because we're going to have to. So not knowing much now is actually kind of relieving.
And speaking of not knowing much, I know I just want to just curl up with the Giraffe and our new Muppet, most valuable, who doesn't know anything, but tries only to figure out who's leaving, and who's staying. And I can't talk about him, this muppet, because I don't have pictures yet. But he's coming. Oh, yes, he's coming. He's mellow, so you might not take notice at first, but he is definitely coming.
I like that life can be filled with things you love if you allow yourself to see it that way. And I'm not trying to say anything there. I'm simply saying. With such a short time, let's give ourselves the gift of happiness and discovery. Let's not go wrapping ourselves up in tie-die and burning our bras, but let's have discovery.
I'm certainly having some.
Goodnight, world, and all the things in it. Goodnight moon, though I never felt attatched to that book.
Mama
I remember San Francisco with my mother. I remember my roof in high school on weeknights. I remember cold lousy Bushwick mornings, schlepping through the neighborhood half drunk still, alone and with that beagle, waiting for him to pee, only for him to pee blood despite himself and everything we tried. I remember feeling not like myself. I remember David Cross and how tiny he actually is.
Moving was definitely the best thing I could have done. Things are slow to get off the ground here, but they are actually moving, and I feel glad to help them. The Giraffe and I have moved into a beautiful house--a house!--with a yard and more space than we will ever need. We live on the same property as a house full of wonderful friends who are always close at hand, and growing a beautiful garden, and making amazing plans. And we don't know how the money will pan out, but for some reason I don't feel so afraid. Because this is just kind of nice. This is just kind of really nice. The right thing. When something feels like the right thing you just make it work.
Moving, though, kept us off the map for almost a month, bouncing around with family and my mother and "staycations" and selfishly rewarding trips. So now I'm back. On the map. We've lived here for almost a month, and still I am catching up, and still I am remembering how long it takes to move. So long. Plus, once you have a lot of space, you realize you have crap to put in it, but it all lives in piles. We need more recepticles. I need more recepticles.
Growing up feels pretty ok at the moment. I went to the gas station to buy wine the other day and when the checker asked for my id, she looked at it, and said "you no look old. You look 18." Getting older, I imagine we all come up with idiotic responses to comments like that, and mine, seamlessly, in that moment was "Oh man, I'm deffinitely not 18. Sad. I WISH I was 18." And without missing a beat she looks at me stone-faced and says "no you don't . Young is bad. Old much better. Know more stuff. Never want to be young."
And yeah, she's actually pretty right. I don't really want to be 18 again. But then, I never thought I would want to be 25 either, and yet being it now, you know, it kind of feels relieving to be one small step further into being a functioning person on the planet. As long as we have the planet. But thats another story... So, age? If 40 is the new 30, we're all set. This time right now can still be baby time, and we can relieve ourselves from the pressure of having all the answers. I find that people our age who have all the answers are insufferable to talk to.
What's the hurry in trying to know everything? It must be boring if you know everything right now. It must be hard to find people who know as much as you. How lonely. And the thing that I didn't say before is that we shouldn't. We shouldn't know everything. We just shouldn't let ourselves feel so lonely. Besides, in the coming years we will need each other more than ever, and how nice would it be to feel like we have a community of people to reach out to. A community of people to build a real community with. Grow some vegetables. Shear some wool. Because we're going to have to. So not knowing much now is actually kind of relieving.
And speaking of not knowing much, I know I just want to just curl up with the Giraffe and our new Muppet, most valuable, who doesn't know anything, but tries only to figure out who's leaving, and who's staying. And I can't talk about him, this muppet, because I don't have pictures yet. But he's coming. Oh, yes, he's coming. He's mellow, so you might not take notice at first, but he is definitely coming.
I like that life can be filled with things you love if you allow yourself to see it that way. And I'm not trying to say anything there. I'm simply saying. With such a short time, let's give ourselves the gift of happiness and discovery. Let's not go wrapping ourselves up in tie-die and burning our bras, but let's have discovery.
I'm certainly having some.
Goodnight, world, and all the things in it. Goodnight moon, though I never felt attatched to that book.
Mama
6.26.2008
Old Now
Who knew Leslie Nilson had such a beautiful speaking voice.
It was my birthday yesterday. My dad called and said "happy birthday, kiddo," and he also said "I'm so proud of you for turning sixteen." And I said "thanks, buddy, for all that tough teenage support!"
I'm older now, but I don't feel older.
Now today two things have gotten me choked up: an episode of Full House, and one of the Golden Girls. Two things. Both Tv sitcoms. There is something I find both comforting and disturbing about that. It's very nice that I can
8-08
Yeah. I was saying something up there. But now, almost two months later, it doesn't seem all that important. I just am the kind of person that gets weepy about the nostalgia and moral lessons of 80's and 90's television shows. Probably nothing special up there except that something special triggered the "something special" part of my brain, but god knows what that was about. Probably Rose made a comparison to Saint Olaf, and I thought "That is so topical to how things really are today". Or maybe someone talked about teddy bears and I happen to like teddy bears. You know, that kind of thing. If they were talking about hippos, I surely would have gotten choked up.
The Giraffe took me to the zoo on my birthday, and we discovered I am actually quite attatched to hippopotomi.
Also, I have no idea why I thought Leslie Nilson sounded so nice. But Naked Gun is funny.
It was my birthday yesterday. My dad called and said "happy birthday, kiddo," and he also said "I'm so proud of you for turning sixteen." And I said "thanks, buddy, for all that tough teenage support!"
I'm older now, but I don't feel older.
Now today two things have gotten me choked up: an episode of Full House, and one of the Golden Girls. Two things. Both Tv sitcoms. There is something I find both comforting and disturbing about that. It's very nice that I can
8-08
Yeah. I was saying something up there. But now, almost two months later, it doesn't seem all that important. I just am the kind of person that gets weepy about the nostalgia and moral lessons of 80's and 90's television shows. Probably nothing special up there except that something special triggered the "something special" part of my brain, but god knows what that was about. Probably Rose made a comparison to Saint Olaf, and I thought "That is so topical to how things really are today". Or maybe someone talked about teddy bears and I happen to like teddy bears. You know, that kind of thing. If they were talking about hippos, I surely would have gotten choked up.
The Giraffe took me to the zoo on my birthday, and we discovered I am actually quite attatched to hippopotomi.
Also, I have no idea why I thought Leslie Nilson sounded so nice. But Naked Gun is funny.
6.06.2008
Detox Body Cleanse, Come Again?
ON this date, the 6 of June, 6-6-08, I started a blog post talking about the cleanse that the Giraffe and I had decided to do.
There was a lot I could have said about that. We did it for two weeks with minimal cheating, which is pretty exciting considering I don't think either of us had gone without a beer or red meat two days in a row in...years? Probably years.
We did the cleanse because it didn't involve starving yourself, and there were suppliments you were supposed to take, which made it feel a lot more doable than drinking lemon-pepper-ginger water for ten days and still trying to be a normal functioning person. AND, we also did it because we found the kit at the co-op we sometimes shop at, and it happened to be one of those days where I think we were more open to trying new things.
All in all, so long after the fact, I would have to say, it wasn't terrible. At first it was pretty bad--we were always hungry, always tired, always irritable. But eventually once we learned how to make real meals within the rules of the cleanse, it got much better. It was even kind of fun.
In the end though, I personally never felt I was that "cleansed". (come on I kept thinking, where is the crazy shit in my lower intestines that is supposed to be revealing itself and making me feel *years* younger, or more energetic, or whatever). Mostly it was a good lesson in eating better. I felt healthier, and then the fast stopped, and I balooned up to the alarming rate I felt I was at before.
So. Maybe next time we'll just join a gym. And buy some grape nuts.
There was a lot I could have said about that. We did it for two weeks with minimal cheating, which is pretty exciting considering I don't think either of us had gone without a beer or red meat two days in a row in...years? Probably years.
We did the cleanse because it didn't involve starving yourself, and there were suppliments you were supposed to take, which made it feel a lot more doable than drinking lemon-pepper-ginger water for ten days and still trying to be a normal functioning person. AND, we also did it because we found the kit at the co-op we sometimes shop at, and it happened to be one of those days where I think we were more open to trying new things.
All in all, so long after the fact, I would have to say, it wasn't terrible. At first it was pretty bad--we were always hungry, always tired, always irritable. But eventually once we learned how to make real meals within the rules of the cleanse, it got much better. It was even kind of fun.
In the end though, I personally never felt I was that "cleansed". (come on I kept thinking, where is the crazy shit in my lower intestines that is supposed to be revealing itself and making me feel *years* younger, or more energetic, or whatever). Mostly it was a good lesson in eating better. I felt healthier, and then the fast stopped, and I balooned up to the alarming rate I felt I was at before.
So. Maybe next time we'll just join a gym. And buy some grape nuts.
5.27.2008
Dear I did Some Crying
You know the weiner that I am. Today is Memorial Day, I had a beautiful time with my mommy and her buddies on the beach. There were dogs everywhere, chasing sticks that were or were not thrown, three blonde masses of puppy flying up and down the waterfront. And when my mom's dog tried to aggressively join in--the one that I rescued for her--I did the whole "oh, i know what's best for that animal" thing. And then everyone told me I was wrong, and the brown scared dog returned to the beach. Despite whatever I may or may not have been right about, she then wandered around the food station like the lump that she is, and all the blonde dogs ran on the beach chasing sticks into the sound, even if they sank into the water. Not a bad Holiday, all told. ...And then I came home and thought about Oscar, which is pointless since Oscar is gone. But often when I get to thinking about him I also tend to get to thinking about good things. And seeing as everyone here is asleep--and by that I mean the giraffe--I have a lot of time.
If you don't read this, maybe you should. Maybe soon something super intelligent will be said and you'll really want to be there for it. Yeah, I can feel that.
I've been infected by the idea that someday in our lifetime we will really need to rely on each other. I'm not going to claim how it's going to happen, because no one would believe it (isn't being comfortable SO MUCH better than acknowledging the future?! FUR REALS?!) But I do believe that our greatest goals will become about survival of our younger generations. SO maybe I'm a hippie in thinking that, or maybe figuring out how to grow a GARDEN IS THE SMARTEST THING YOU CAN DO NOW. I don't know, maybe... .
The future is terrifying. The thing is, if you read about the future, you realize we're all dieing. We can maybe just choose the rate at which we die. Soon we will have no rice, or fish, and our meat will be cloned, and there will be no resources for global fruit farming. So if we maybe figure out how to grow crops, maybe, on our own, in the long run, our babies won't starve. Maybe I'm a fanatic. Maybe I'm reading too much. (ok, that will probably never happen). Maybe I want an answer. Maybe I think we should come up with one.
Maybe I think people should share ideas.
Maybe dogs should always be integrated into packs, like equals, and be given a chance to work it out.
Maybe you should invite me in. If I'm right here. Now all our friends know. So special, a'int it? Really. A'int it? I'm not really ever going to leave this space...
Maybe all death row dogs deserve a meeting with you. If you don't want them, then, we'll let them run...
OH, ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AROUND YOU, LIKE A DOUCHE BAG WHO DOESN'T LISTEN. BE SO SPECIAL, AREN'T YOU? HMMMM???
HEy, duede. I know you're sleeping. But maybe we'll have fun. How's about next time we all sleep together. Fer shizzle, right my bizzle?
If you don't read this, maybe you should. Maybe soon something super intelligent will be said and you'll really want to be there for it. Yeah, I can feel that.
I've been infected by the idea that someday in our lifetime we will really need to rely on each other. I'm not going to claim how it's going to happen, because no one would believe it (isn't being comfortable SO MUCH better than acknowledging the future?! FUR REALS?!) But I do believe that our greatest goals will become about survival of our younger generations. SO maybe I'm a hippie in thinking that, or maybe figuring out how to grow a GARDEN IS THE SMARTEST THING YOU CAN DO NOW. I don't know, maybe... .
The future is terrifying. The thing is, if you read about the future, you realize we're all dieing. We can maybe just choose the rate at which we die. Soon we will have no rice, or fish, and our meat will be cloned, and there will be no resources for global fruit farming. So if we maybe figure out how to grow crops, maybe, on our own, in the long run, our babies won't starve. Maybe I'm a fanatic. Maybe I'm reading too much. (ok, that will probably never happen). Maybe I want an answer. Maybe I think we should come up with one.
Maybe I think people should share ideas.
Maybe dogs should always be integrated into packs, like equals, and be given a chance to work it out.
Maybe you should invite me in. If I'm right here. Now all our friends know. So special, a'int it? Really. A'int it? I'm not really ever going to leave this space...
Maybe all death row dogs deserve a meeting with you. If you don't want them, then, we'll let them run...
OH, ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AROUND YOU, LIKE A DOUCHE BAG WHO DOESN'T LISTEN. BE SO SPECIAL, AREN'T YOU? HMMMM???
HEy, duede. I know you're sleeping. But maybe we'll have fun. How's about next time we all sleep together. Fer shizzle, right my bizzle?
5.02.2008
Dear Updates Of Things
It's been almost a couple months now, but I'm still here...
Dear Last Blog,
I thought I could look at you and not feel bad anymore, but I was kind of wrong. Since everything happened I wasn't really alright with writing more blogs about other things, but I still knew you, last blog, were there. The thing is, over the past couple of months I have been retraining myself in some ways. In the beginning, and until recently, each time I left the house I felt like I Was forgetting something. And when I was gone I felt like there was something I had to return to. Neither were true. This being the case, I started to ease into the new phase of life, without my dog, and started to accept that he was in a beautiful blue pot next to my golden retriever, and below my wiener dog. But the thing is, last blog, I looked at you again tonight and realized that I'm not so over it as I want to be. There's a wonderful being in these pictures here. And I still wish I had gotten to know him better. So I guess, Last Blog, I am glad you exist as you are able to pay in-the-moment-tribute to a wonderful dog, but I don't like to see him there, and know that I can't see him here again.
Dear East Coast,
You guys. Ok. I just gotta tell you that, uhhhmmmm, 98% of the time I forget that we're not all living together anymore, and that if it's an appropriate time for me to call you, that YOU ARE, in fact, probably in bed. And see, the crappy thing about this for me, besides just having to admit we are so far away, is that I have to come to terms with the fact that if we are going to "phone chat" it has to be in my "afternoon", and um, I don't so much like chatting, and not in the afternoon. So I think about calling a lot of you a lot, but know that 1AM is not such a responsible time to do so (on a Wednesday). And that's when I do this: "But it's so Ear....Oh,. Right. Shoot." Someday I'll grasp it.
Dear Dogs,
If you have nowhere to go, I will house you. I will take care of you all until you get to where you need to be. I promise. I think about you all the time. I see some of you on the street, and yeah, if you don't have a tag, I'll chase you down. Like Patrick Swayzee with a double black belt chasing a degenerate or maybe chasing some damsel who's super hot. But you know, chasing with the intent to catch. I would like to build Mama's Urban Reservation for Kanines. And sure, maybe I'm living in a 400sqft basement apt with my boyfriend. But if you start coming, I promise, PROMISE we will find the ranch we belong in.
Dear Stranger Girls Slash People Slash How Could I Discriminate,
First things first, and kind of a major point here, I happen to fall into one of those super antiquated groups of people who finds someone super great and wants to only do that for a while. I have lots of buddies who subscribe to different terms in their relationships, and the cool thing about them is that, well, I embrace the way they function, and they embrace the way I function. It's like a cornucopia of relationships going on. And we all have a lot of fun. So with my square, one-person-lifestyle being embraced, let me say this:
We share a lot of things. Like time, and space, and hangouts, and mailboxes. So if one were to want to maybe send this dude letters about things without an envelope, y'all should know there's two people getting the mail. And I don't want to be an eavesdropper. So maybe just put your shit in an envelope. Or maybe don't send it? OR send it in code? Your choice. Just maybe respect ours. Sounds good, right?
Dear New York,
I really miss you, New York. You know, I didn't think I would. But, surprise! I do! So we have got to find a way to keep everyone there and talk about how we can involve careers there as much as we can brainless work. Because we all know brainless work can be a real part of living there. And we all know it will kill you quicker than cancer. (And maybe, if for no other reason than it will drive you to get black out drunk and make an unwinning bet with a man who will sell your organs for cab fare or lemonade or a twelve pack of beers and a feelie.) I hope to someday meet on our own terms of being together. Because, New York, I think we should be together, but I think we both know it should never be the way it was. I mean, really, I was pretty horrible. Neither of us ever had a winning time with one another. But we can. So let's work on that. And I'll work my way back east. The boy wants to go to school there. So you have to be ready for us both. And we don't want to live in Staten Island. And if we live in the old neighborhood I would hope you could maybe show me some of that fabled neighborhood feeling I've heard so much about.
Dear Australian Shepherds,
Is there anything that you do wrong? I didn't think so.
Dear Delany,
I miss Tiger Woods Golf, and walks in the park. Let's have a day/night of being equally gay in different ways. I been workin' on my put strut.
Dear Giraffe,
You might be having to work in three hours, but who is looking at you right now? Who will be thinking about your sweet moves in the Am? Uh, this guy. You are the tallest giraffe of them all. The most favoritest.
Dear West Coast Friends,
I moved back here and got so afraid you were gone. Like really. Doing your own thing so much that nobody needed each other anymore. I have come to learn how different we all are now, and I think it's a very special thing. But I think it's special too if we all remember and embrace one another. I might be crazy, but never have I missed you all as much as when I am right here in the same city a you. I wish the people that love each other could be closer....
And maybe I said too much tonight. But we all know how I am: all or nothing. Or a lot of little things with a lot of trepidation.
Right now I love, miss, and believe in everything. So please, all soldiers, let's do that. Here we all are. The question we have to answer is, "what are we going to do about being here?"...
3.07.2008
He Loved Cheese, Watermelon
As most of you know I recently took a trip across the country. It was our intention to write about it once we got to Seattle, but settling in took a while and we're lazy about developing film. It is now further postponed by the fact that other things are happening.
It is difficult to start explaining something that you wish wasn't happening. Many of the people who know me or have read this blog understand very well how much I have wanted a dog, and how long I waited to have one. Adopting Oscar in October was one of the happiest and most surreal things I've done in my life. I waited for so many years to finally have a dog, and then, all of a sudden, he was just there. This bony, smelly, big headed Beagle. My dog. I knew nothing about him when I got him, including that he was so old, and sick.
Over the past six months he has endeared himself to everyone he has met, and we were both lucky enough to have friends and loved ones around that were willing to extend their love, time, and support to us.
It has been a very long road trying to rehabilitate Oscar. We tried many medications, tests, and hippie diet plans to help him get better. Even after the somewhat hilarious trip to the emergency room, we tried to do the right thing by him.
The decision to drive back to Seattle was made because Oscar was too sick and ornry to get in a crate and allow himself to be put on an airplane. It was not very long into the process before I felt very thankful for his stubbornness. Our trip was a beautiful thing. I'm even going to say that it was special. Because the three of us got to spend a time together which not everyone is fortunate enough to have. It was an amazing start to our relationship, and a gift that I feel blessed Oscar gave to us. He peed in every motel room we stayed in (thanks, Super 8), and generously on the front seats of the car (sorry, National), but other than that he was pretty much like the third human. With curtain ears. Who mannaged to eat our sandwiches every time we left him in the car.
After getting here and settling in we took Oscar to his new vet to try, once again, to stop the pain he was feeling and make him a healthy old man. But after testing and a week of new medication we discovered that his problems were worse than we thought.
To try and keep Oscar alive would involve specialists, ultrasounds, and thousands of dollars worth of surgery. Even after that, his complete recovery was unlikely. Because he was so old, his body just couldn't do it.
Being faced with this decision has been extremely painful and difficult. I hope that no one ever finds themselves in a position like this. But I have tried to do the right thing for him at every turn, and now the right thing is to help him leave this world peacefully.
Thank you so much to everyone who has shared with me their time, patience, and with Oscar their love. I wish there was a better way to express how grateful I am to you. You helped make it possible for the autumn of his life to be a happy one.
I love Oscar very much. I hope wherever he is going it is filled with cheese, watermelon, and girl dogs to sniff. And that somehow, in his own way, he knows how deeply loved he was by so many people, and how much he has changed my life.
Goodbye, my friend...
2.11.2008
I Cired at the End of His Typical Dj Night
Because I'm leaving.
Dear Friends, Lovers, Associates, Drunk Acquaintances, Distant Favorites, People I Haven't Called (and who don't read this), Past Teachers, Dogs Like Benjamin,,,,,
I'm leaving New York. It has taken a lot of things to come to the point of writing it down. You know, those things you do when you're in your twenties that feel very "heavy" and "important". Whatever it takes to come to that kind of decision is what I did. OK. What I actually did: Went home for the winter holidays thinking that it would be a time of great rejuvenation, re-focusing, and re-grouping. But we don't actually get to choose what those things entail. The long and short of it (since it's not such an epic story unless you were one of the four people around for it) is that a question was posed.
How important is happiness?
If we are lucky enough to be alive so long, then we eventually come to the point where we are lucky enough to have control--completely--over our choices. So is it better to, A., exist unhappily while working towards the idea of ultimate happiness that may or may not happen? Or B., be happy in the moment, while taking smaller, less dramatic steps towards the "eventual ultimate happiness"?
I decided the latter. Because wasting your time is not good for anything and never will be. Happiness is an amazing thing. If you can see it, feel it, then it is your responsibility to take it. And all those rules you set when you were fourteen? Well they're not so relevant when you're living your life out ten years later. And turns out, you may never be able to follow those self-imposed rules if you're not happy.
So I'm leaving New York. Not for good. I'm keeping some belongings, my lease on my apartment, important things here. I know this is where I will wind up, but I know it's not where I need to be right now. I am not myself here, and God, if not being yourself someplace isn't the biggest waste of time I don't know what is.
It's scary to make your own decisions, without the fall back of another thing to blame for it. It's scary and powerful and awesome to know that you can enjoy your life every day without waiting for some kind of release. That you can make your own release. So I'm leaving. And I'm driving across the country. And I don't know when I'm coming back. Because deciding when I come back is counter productive to what I need to do.
Me, a boy, and a dog in a car with my stuff. A week and a half. Don't really know how that's going to feel, since I haven't made such an entirely self-sufficient choice since choosing where to go to college (which was one of the best, if not THE best choice(s) I ever made). It's strange to make decisions without a fall back for blame. And even though it's new it is still ok.
I mean, I'm the kind of wiener who always cried on the last day of school, despite when she was coming back. Always bawled on the last day of summer camp. The kind of person who, despite moving every two years, still feels devistated about goodbyes. I'm just a big wiener. So when I worked my last night at a job I kind of didn't care for,,,I cried a lot. But it's ok. Acknowledging the great things around you happens most importantly when it's coming to an end.
So thank you, The Cave. Thank you to all the Beautiful friends I have there.
Thank you, Studio. You may be full of ungreatness, but you yourself are not at all ungreat. Thank you things that showed me I am unhappy and gave me the tools to change it. If Mary-Kate can walk a whole day in her five inch heels, I can take charge of my situational circumstances. Thanks, MK.
Next Wednesday the boy comes and we get the car. We put the dog in it, and the piles of clothes, and we drive. And when we stop driving we will be on the other coast. The coast that makes me feel happier just by stepping onto it. And it might be a baby time or a giant time before I come back again, but for the time being, I am choosing happiness over great possibility. And that feels like one of the smartest decisions I've ever made.
And maybe the dog will die. Maybe the boy will want to leave. Maybe my mother will become tired and all my friends will get married. Maybe the work will fade. But then at least I can come back and know I am not at all worse for the wear. I also don't think that will happen. Since, when you open yourself up to the things you truly want, in the end you never lose.
Once again, speaking like a hippi. But finally taking responsibility for what's important. Ad, at 18, said "self-preservation is a full time occupation". It rhymes, but here's to seeing weather it's true or not...I've already loved everything and feared the future much more since knowing I'm going....
February 20. Enter Terrible Cheesy Song Quote Here.
Goodnight, America. All five of you.
Xoxoxo
Mama
Dear Friends, Lovers, Associates, Drunk Acquaintances, Distant Favorites, People I Haven't Called (and who don't read this), Past Teachers, Dogs Like Benjamin,,,,,
I'm leaving New York. It has taken a lot of things to come to the point of writing it down. You know, those things you do when you're in your twenties that feel very "heavy" and "important". Whatever it takes to come to that kind of decision is what I did. OK. What I actually did: Went home for the winter holidays thinking that it would be a time of great rejuvenation, re-focusing, and re-grouping. But we don't actually get to choose what those things entail. The long and short of it (since it's not such an epic story unless you were one of the four people around for it) is that a question was posed.
How important is happiness?
If we are lucky enough to be alive so long, then we eventually come to the point where we are lucky enough to have control--completely--over our choices. So is it better to, A., exist unhappily while working towards the idea of ultimate happiness that may or may not happen? Or B., be happy in the moment, while taking smaller, less dramatic steps towards the "eventual ultimate happiness"?
I decided the latter. Because wasting your time is not good for anything and never will be. Happiness is an amazing thing. If you can see it, feel it, then it is your responsibility to take it. And all those rules you set when you were fourteen? Well they're not so relevant when you're living your life out ten years later. And turns out, you may never be able to follow those self-imposed rules if you're not happy.
So I'm leaving New York. Not for good. I'm keeping some belongings, my lease on my apartment, important things here. I know this is where I will wind up, but I know it's not where I need to be right now. I am not myself here, and God, if not being yourself someplace isn't the biggest waste of time I don't know what is.
It's scary to make your own decisions, without the fall back of another thing to blame for it. It's scary and powerful and awesome to know that you can enjoy your life every day without waiting for some kind of release. That you can make your own release. So I'm leaving. And I'm driving across the country. And I don't know when I'm coming back. Because deciding when I come back is counter productive to what I need to do.
Me, a boy, and a dog in a car with my stuff. A week and a half. Don't really know how that's going to feel, since I haven't made such an entirely self-sufficient choice since choosing where to go to college (which was one of the best, if not THE best choice(s) I ever made). It's strange to make decisions without a fall back for blame. And even though it's new it is still ok.
I mean, I'm the kind of wiener who always cried on the last day of school, despite when she was coming back. Always bawled on the last day of summer camp. The kind of person who, despite moving every two years, still feels devistated about goodbyes. I'm just a big wiener. So when I worked my last night at a job I kind of didn't care for,,,I cried a lot. But it's ok. Acknowledging the great things around you happens most importantly when it's coming to an end.
So thank you, The Cave. Thank you to all the Beautiful friends I have there.
Thank you, Studio. You may be full of ungreatness, but you yourself are not at all ungreat. Thank you things that showed me I am unhappy and gave me the tools to change it. If Mary-Kate can walk a whole day in her five inch heels, I can take charge of my situational circumstances. Thanks, MK.
Next Wednesday the boy comes and we get the car. We put the dog in it, and the piles of clothes, and we drive. And when we stop driving we will be on the other coast. The coast that makes me feel happier just by stepping onto it. And it might be a baby time or a giant time before I come back again, but for the time being, I am choosing happiness over great possibility. And that feels like one of the smartest decisions I've ever made.
And maybe the dog will die. Maybe the boy will want to leave. Maybe my mother will become tired and all my friends will get married. Maybe the work will fade. But then at least I can come back and know I am not at all worse for the wear. I also don't think that will happen. Since, when you open yourself up to the things you truly want, in the end you never lose.
Once again, speaking like a hippi. But finally taking responsibility for what's important. Ad, at 18, said "self-preservation is a full time occupation". It rhymes, but here's to seeing weather it's true or not...I've already loved everything and feared the future much more since knowing I'm going....
February 20. Enter Terrible Cheesy Song Quote Here.
Goodnight, America. All five of you.
Xoxoxo
Mama
1.08.2008
Dear Under Water and Full of Words
An Open Letter to I Think You Should Know,
You'll get what's coming to you. I hope you get it hard, and I hope it's not pretty. Talking to you doesn't work. My other options involve things and people I don't want to involve. So I am choosing to put it in gray tones on the internet, on my all important, all consuming 'blog'. And take it on faith that karma is real. Retribution is a beautiful and powerful thing. Shame on you. You should know better. I know you know better. People don't actually need to own a lot of things, outside of their thoughts, feelings, and bodies. Those things are important. Those things are invaluable. Those things are with you as long as you're alive. I'm taking mine, and putting them some place safe. I'm taking mine, and taking control over them. I'm out.
Mama
Dear Kibble Slash Giraffe,
This is for you. This is different. This is just for the record. Papers get lost, words get forgotten. But the internet is forever! Whatever. You are the kind always trying to read between the lines, but now there are no lines. Thank you. Just, thank you. For everything. And for everything that hasn't happened yet. Having the faith to believe that bad karma is real also means having the faith that good things happen and miracles are smaller and more common than we think. Thus far this has proven true. Thank you for being the thing that you are. That thing is a gift. Something I am still trying to find words for.
love Mama
The thing about calling in sick to work is that sometimes you are actually sick. The thing about needing to call in sick is that sometimes the people you're calling understand and don't ask you questions. It's 70 degrees outside in New York and it's January. Sometimes global warming isn't something you can complain about. I'm just saying. And yes, I'm listening to TLC. I happen to like them. Not as some ironic hipster joke. Sue me. I'm a little tired of irony. Unless it's for comedy's sake. What happened to actually caring about things? Go to Union Pool and drink a crappy beer and talk about how unaffected you are by the world. That's a great way to exist in the world. Or not? I'm just saying.
The thing about calling in sick to work is that I did, and it happens to be 70 degrees in New York and I'm going to cut my losses, pick up the pieces, say fuck it about the down shit, and enjoy this day and the fact that I'm alive. Peace.
You'll get what's coming to you. I hope you get it hard, and I hope it's not pretty. Talking to you doesn't work. My other options involve things and people I don't want to involve. So I am choosing to put it in gray tones on the internet, on my all important, all consuming 'blog'. And take it on faith that karma is real. Retribution is a beautiful and powerful thing. Shame on you. You should know better. I know you know better. People don't actually need to own a lot of things, outside of their thoughts, feelings, and bodies. Those things are important. Those things are invaluable. Those things are with you as long as you're alive. I'm taking mine, and putting them some place safe. I'm taking mine, and taking control over them. I'm out.
Mama
Dear Kibble Slash Giraffe,
This is for you. This is different. This is just for the record. Papers get lost, words get forgotten. But the internet is forever! Whatever. You are the kind always trying to read between the lines, but now there are no lines. Thank you. Just, thank you. For everything. And for everything that hasn't happened yet. Having the faith to believe that bad karma is real also means having the faith that good things happen and miracles are smaller and more common than we think. Thus far this has proven true. Thank you for being the thing that you are. That thing is a gift. Something I am still trying to find words for.
love Mama
The thing about calling in sick to work is that sometimes you are actually sick. The thing about needing to call in sick is that sometimes the people you're calling understand and don't ask you questions. It's 70 degrees outside in New York and it's January. Sometimes global warming isn't something you can complain about. I'm just saying. And yes, I'm listening to TLC. I happen to like them. Not as some ironic hipster joke. Sue me. I'm a little tired of irony. Unless it's for comedy's sake. What happened to actually caring about things? Go to Union Pool and drink a crappy beer and talk about how unaffected you are by the world. That's a great way to exist in the world. Or not? I'm just saying.
The thing about calling in sick to work is that I did, and it happens to be 70 degrees in New York and I'm going to cut my losses, pick up the pieces, say fuck it about the down shit, and enjoy this day and the fact that I'm alive. Peace.
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