11.29.2006

Dear Modern Dance Imposter

1. AWESOME. Let's keep on not dealing with this and see what happens.

2. The thought of getting a menial job in New York City is about as appealing as crawling inside an Elk carcas and playing tackle football.

3. Boring people should be told more often that they are boring so they have time to change their ways.

4. T minus 2.5 weeks until the "rest of my life" wraps itself in a tacky package and stuffs itself underneath my Christmas tree.

5. "Couldn't Be Better" is the new "This Is Great" which used to be the new "I'm Having Fun".

6. Enjoy your fall.

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